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Woman Pervert

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:19:40 GMT

I get a call and a woman says, "Are you wearing panties?" I say, "excuse me??" She says, "Are you wearing panties?" I can't believe it's a woman asking me this! So I say, "Are you for real?" The woman says, "Are you wearing panties?" I am still stunned that a woman is asking me this. This was the first time I had ever gotten a call from a woman pervert! So then I ask, "Is this a woman??" lol She says, "yes it is! Are you wearing panties?" I then say, "wow! I thought only men made perverted phone calls!" Then I hung up!

Wrong Number

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 14:45:54 GMT

I got a call from what seemed to be a teenager. He was calling the number to a magazine that is uh 'playful in a girly way'. ;) So he tells me he wants to order some product that I wasn't selling. I tell him he has the wrong number, but then tells his friend in the background my name. His friend starts yelling my name in a sexual manner, sort of like the orgasm scene from 'When Harry Met Sally', but instead of YES YES YES, it was my name.

Aren't teenagers supposed to be in school??

Masterwho?

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 20:23:37 GMT

So this pervert calls... I answer the phone and say the usual... "my name is blah blah, thank you for calling blah blah, how can I help you?" He says to me, "Hi, I'm calling for the Masterbater." At first I thought I heard him wrong, so I say, "Excuse me?" Then he repeats it. So for some strange reason I spill out, (in the sweetest innocent tone) "Oh, I'm sorry unfortunately you will need to get out a bottle of lotion, go to your bathroom and close the door! Thanks! Bye!"

Pleasure

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:05:12 GMT

The low of this job is the perverts. Today I get this "excited" customer that said he was in front of the mirror naked... I could hear the uh... uh... well, you get the picture.

1-800

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:39:45 GMT

So this lady calls, thinking she is calling information?? She asks, "do you have the 1-800 number for information?" Ummm.... I'm thinking WTF?? "No I don't ma'am, you have the wrong number." Then she just doesn't get it, so she says, "Well then can you give me the number to New Wave?" Again, "no ma'am, I do not have that number." STILL she's an idiot and says, "so you don't have the 1-800 number to information?" So again I say, "no ma'am, unless you want to order something I can't help you." She then said, "oh, well how am I gonna get the number then?" I say, "I don't know ma'am, but I don't have the number."

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!