This lady calls to get the price of a product.  This little genius of a woman asks, how much the product is.  I respond, "$9.95 plus $24.99."  She says, "Well how much is that?"  Hmm.... DUH!  So we get to the credit card info.  She says, "well before I give my credit card to you, how long does it take before it goes through to my account?"  I say, "Immediately."  She says, "Immediately?  What?  Oh no, I can't do that!"  Then she hangs up on me.